• Where were the security officers when Benazir got shot?
• Why did they claim that she died because of hitting the lever when she fell by the gun shot's force?
• Why was Zardari in Dubai?
• Why werent any of the Doctors that operated and checked Benazir allowed to give any comments o the issue publically?
• Of all the 365 days, how did PTCL manage to grab Mullah Mehsood's Convo on that paticular day.
• Why to elect Bilawal Bhutto Zardari as the Chairperson of PPPP while electing himself as the President of Pakistan? Im well aware of the age requirements, but if the kid is too small for everything than why to make him a puppet for the Party's Affairs?
• If he wanted to be a leader who was not biased, than why not elect such a party member who would have been more experienced and more capable of the post than he was.
• Why is she declared Shaheed?
  

• Why doesnt Osama Bin Ladin and Baitullah Mehsood pack their own bodies in self-destructive material and push the button infront of bush?
• I know they r popular but heck whats the use of being a Jihadi then?
• Why do they preach Jihad in a wrong way, by teaching people to kill the innocent instead of the culprits?
• Haven't they read Quran? Dont they know Sunnah?
• Why are they then hiding inside the mountains, running here and there showing the world that they are the biggest cowards in the world? and Where is Osama NOW??
• Dont they know that Suicide itself is HARAM in Islam, be it in a Jihadi way or non-Jihadi way.
  
• Why did the Leader of Lashkar-e-Jhangwai force the victims to create such a stupid drama in India. What was the use of killing innocent people on railway stations, banks n hotels?

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia , which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review (M sure this is a Phillipina call :P ):
Room Service (RS) : 'Morrin. - Roon sirbees.'
Guest (G) : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. '
RS : 'Rye .. Roon sirbees . morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen?'
G : 'Uh..yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs.'
RS : 'Ow July den?'
G : 'What ?'
RS : 'Ow July den ? ... pryed, boyud, poochd?'
G : 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.'
RS : 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'
G : 'Crisp will be fine.'
RS : 'Hokay. An sahn toes?'
G : 'What?'
RS : 'An toes. July sahn toes?'
G : 'I don't think so.'
RS : 'No ? Judo wan sahn toes ?'
G : 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'
RS : 'Toes! toes!....Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?'
G : 'English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'
RS : 'We bodder?'
G : 'No ... just put the bodder on the side.'
RS : 'Wad! ?'
G : 'I mean butter...just put it on the side.'
RS : 'Copy?'
G : 'Excuse me?'
RS : 'Copy ... tea ... meel ?'
G : 'Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all.'
RS : 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin w bodder on sigh and copy .... rye ?'
G : 'Whatever you say.'
RS : 'Tenjewberrymuds. '
G : 'You're very welcome.'

PS: what kinda hell have that person gone through while just placing a Breakfast order. How would have he ordered Lunch and Dinner ;) Lols i know how it sounds when people with such accent speak to u and u r like WHAT, WHAT, What did u say there, Sorry i couldn't get u :P and those poor people keep on repeating the same thing with the same accent again n again :P

"Anda and woh bhe Aisa Andaa"
lols I discovered this weird drop shaped egg from a dozen eggs that my Dad brought. Heck I didnt even know that Eggs too have a supposed Expiry Date. What if I have an egg after that day will I have Bird Flu :P or any other suggested diseases anyone ;)

Yeh kuch pani kay pump ke motor ke machine ka masla lagta hai

Hahaa these pictures really kicked the laughter out of me :P

“Come forward as servants of Islam, organise the people economically, socially, educationally and politically and I am sure that you will be a power that will be accepted by everybody.”

Presidential Address at the All India Muslim League, Lahore
March 23, 1940

• For instance Arab women appear on a Hospital Appointment, all dressed up in a way as if they have landed at a wrong place and they were supposed to go on a Wedding Reception.
• Arab's just cant live without 2 things and that is their Mobile Phone and a Land Cruiser. They stick to their bluetooth devices or ear phones 24/7, i suppose even in the bathrooms as though they cant even miss a single call. As for the Land Cruiser than no matter u have food at home or u have paid the Electricity bill but u cant forget to fill the Cruiser's Tank.
• You cant forget to mention their casual meet-up in which they talk in a way as if they have stuck themselves in a real Bad Conversation "كيف حالك ، وأين أنت" (How are you and where have u been) and then there is a big HAHAHAHAHAHHAH(without any reason and suffice)
• They order food in a way as if they are inviting 100 people over, but just 2 of them turn out. The 2 of them eat and the HUGE leftover is the crown of the dustbin
  
• The Arab lads usually drive their Cars with one leg on the accelerator and one on the window. Yeah that seems weird but that is how they show that they are driving a bloody Automatic Car.
• They place a 500 bill on the counter for a 2riyal Mineral Water bottle, as if they are there to pay their monthly grocery.
• The people at the customer service just cant take more than 2 people in a row, they feel itchy and they have to, really have to get up and go for a call on their mobile or drink or anything. It goes for almost every post they are in regarding direct contact with people. Be it Security, Doctors, Customer Service Centers, Banks and i guess everything.
• Arabs are a great FAN of Plastic Surgery, they want each and every part of their body just like a Hollywood Chick, or a hero :P
• They believe in Pre-Marital Medical Check-Ups of the couple(Darn it! they don't even believe in themselves).
• The Arab kids encounter with an Expat is something out of the box. They will make their earnest effort to get the F*** word out of ur mouth so that they can cry and go to their Stupid parents who will end up having a stupid and baseless quarrel with u.
• Arabs cant accept a job that has a low status. They want to be either in manageral posts or GM :P.
• They will apply for all the possible ATM, Visa or Master cards in almost every bank that exists. Their wallets would be filled with such cards. But when it comes at the working then they are either Expired or Out-of-Balance.

Real or Fake? Thats the Question.

Picture (supposedly) taken from Burj-Dubai. The tallest building in the world.

Who am I? Where am I from? Where do I belong in this world full of dilemma? Is there anyone who really cares about me? Who gets worried about me? I don’t think so. In this world no one cares for anyone, no one thinks what they are saying to the person and how would that person react in return. No one cares about the feelings that a person has, no one has time to share things or matters with anyone.

This world is full of misery and distress, conflict and false impression. We can call this world like an illusion from a mirror, which seems really calm and neat from far but as we come closer and closer the clean and clear image begins to fade out and we see a more griever and horrible image of blood sheds, and tears. In this new era everyone is fast, all geared-up and busy in doing one thing or the other. No one has enough time to discover one’s own self. Everyone is wrapped up in its cocoon; they are wrapped up so tightly that they can’t get out of it no matter how hard they try. Everyone has busy schedules, meetings and parties to attend, and some pending work to finish

Why do we hate each other? What is the reason behind all this hatred? Has anyone ever tried to figure it out? Why do sometimes the people that we trust upon do the things that we never expect from them? Why do some people make friends just for the sake of using them and after their work is done they don’t even turn back and look.
Why do we have to lie about things? Why cant we speak the truth although we have the freedom to say what we want, than what is the reason which holds us from saying the truth? Are we afraid of something or someone? Why does the one doing the good gets the bad and the one doing the bad always get the reward. Why are we fighting, killing each other on simple pieces of land which have no meaning, why are we killing people in terms of land, why all of these blood sheds and tears?

Now you will be thinking that in my article there is nothing else but questions…but even this whole article would be less to ask the simple questions still left in my mind and of many others. Still the answers remain unrevealed, now here is another question that how can we find the solutions of these problems, we can only reveal these secrets if we know our self first and than start looking around in a new way because with every dawn there is a new ray of hope, a hope that all our problems will end today, and this is the only way through which we can solve our problems or else it will be too late. So let me tell you one thing that start looking for your ray of hope, which will brighten up

PS: This is something that i wrote way back when i was in 1st year(found it in an old rusty CD) and m laughing to find out the fact that what i wrote then is still not changed and the world is revolving around the same points !!

Just got this book ShahabNama from a real well wisher friend of mine :) have gone through the first few pages and its a book that will surely provoke each and every person who dares to read it to self analyse itself, find the ratio of faults and analyse its root cause. An autobiography written by Qudrat-ul-Allah Shahab who is a man of dignity and virtue.
A book that makes u wish that you remain what you are and make yourself firm enough to withstand any diffculty in between. M thinking if this is what i have studied in just the first few pages than the final outcome would be surely worth it.

I would really thank my friend for setting a new beginning in my life :)

Why do these hardware shop owners think that they are the King of the World?? I mean yeah we know they might be the gurus in their work but heck 90% of the mechanics do that by chance.

Demands:

• U leave ur machine here, Im sunk into work come by tomorrow Ill see if I could find the fault.
• Sorry madam this is wrong, that is not working fine (bloody Damn machine has got a disesomonia :P )
• Again keep it for the night Ill fix it, recheck it and then will hand it over to u. ( Just the box with nothing left in the possible working condition inside O.o)
  

“Never let go of hope. One day you will see that it all has finally come together. What you have always wished for has finally come to be. You will look back and laugh at what has passed and you will ask yourself... 'How did I get through all of that?”

• They first came in by a rubber boat(now how did they manage to pass by miles of open sea while those poor fishermen who have no bad any intentions are caught the spot they are on the boundary line and are sentenced for life)
• The statement than changed to They were here before and that they had also rented an appartment pretending to be Malaysian citizens(No HELL! r people blind in India that they simply can't differ between a Malaysian and a Pakistani??) even the snaps of that kid with a AK-47 doesnt look like a Pakistani from any wide angle.
  
• The guys in the hotel even threw some evidences just to proof themselves to be Pakistani's I mean are they that mad and out of their senses that they would be carrying all of this stuff on the crime scene. Gosh the laughter.

A very warm wishes to everyone on this Eid al Azha :) . Hope everyone has found the perfect animal for their Qurbani, sounds sad to slaughter ur animal, but that is the spirit of Eid SACRIFICE. Have made my hit list for Eid raat and listed down stuff that i do on every Eid raat and has become almost a ritual for me.

1. Mehndi is checked. Just waiting to find a perfect design that suits my mood.
2. Sweet dishes are ready and left for cooling, gosh m so dying to taste a bowl full of Sheer Khurma and Gajar ka Halwa :P
   
3. Have had my 1.5 hrs nap in the noon so that i dont get even a slightest bit sleepy as thats strickly against my chand raat rules.
4. My dress is all ready, pressed and shinning by my bed side so that whoever comes in early in the morning, they should feel i was all awake and ready since Fajr :P
5. Have selected downloaded and rechecked my movie list a thousand times as ofcourse what else i would be doing on Eid raat except for watching movies
Preferences for the movie will be:
• Open Season 2
• Space Chimps
• Niko and the way to the stars
• The Pirates who dont do anything.

Was really thinking of what could be the possible 5 things I REALLY REALLY hate about people, and not to mention these people are mostly those who are near to me as ofcourse I cant be really pointing at or talking about General Public out here.

The most annoying and irritating list of habits in my view I must say is as Follows:

1.People who forget to shut the washroom door after they have utilised it for their pleasure.

2.People who press the toothpaste or u can mention any tube from the center rather than the tail of the tube.

3.Picking on their noses whenever they are idle either on a traffic signal or in a long queue on a roundabout (And yeah this is a General Public Habit)

4.Picking up the clothes and simply stuffing em up in the wardrobe.

5.People who simply can't reject an annoying phone call even in the middle of an important discussion.

The list is not in an order of preference(or can say annoyance). The moment I see any of the things been enacted my BP level just pops up. But habits are habits neither can I get away from my annoying habits nor canI get rid of others, have to live so have to pay.

Do share any of ur annoying habits or of someone else's ;)

Hey Guys,

Assalam-o-Alaikum,

Jis pathan ka hum itna mazak uratay hain jokes kr k, aj wohi pathan india say na sirf apnay sobay ki balkay dosaray sobon ki bhi hifazat k liye tiyar ho giya hai.

Khuda ki kasam afsos un Pakistanio pr jo aik dosaray soubon ky logon ka mazak uratay hain. Hamaray piyary Nabi S.A.W nay farmaya:

"Musalman, Musalman ka bhai hai"

Es say pata chalta hai k hum sub bhai hain to hum aik dosaray bahiyon ko kioun tang krtay hain mazak ura kr?

Aik aur jaga farmaya:

"Koi banda us waqt tak pora Musalman nahi ho sakta jab tak kay apnay bhai k liye wohi pasand na karay jo apnay liye pasand krta hai"

Es say pata chalta hai k agr aik chese hamaray sobay main hai ya hamein mil rahi hai kahin say, tu hamein usay dosaray soubon say share krni chahiyey ya agr kisi aik Musalman k pas achi chese hai to wo apnay dosaray Musalman bhai say share karay.

Aik aur hadees hai:

"Apas main qata taluk na karo aur aik dosaray k dar pay na raho aur apas main bughuz na karo aur hasad na karo and aye ALLAH kay bando sub bhai ho kr raho"

Hr souba aik khas takat rakhta hai jaisay Punjab aur Sindh agr education main agay hain to Sarhad aur Baloch takat aur jazba-e-eman aur jihad main agay hain. Es main say koi aik takat bhi kam hui to Pakistan mukamal nahi hai

Respect Pathans and not only Pathans but respect Pakistan and its poeple, and don't forward lame jokes related to anyone.

Msg from Punjab to all Pakistanis...
Main ye baat es liye keh raha hon kay ye msg kisi Punjabi ki taraf say hai takay koi ye na samjhay kay kisi Pathan nay ye likh kr forward kr diya hai. Warna main kabhi ye na likhta kay ye msg Punjab ki taraf say hai. Balkay main likhta kay "its a msg from a Pakistani to all other beloved Pakistani fellows"
:)

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Love u Pakistan!
May Allah give Pakistanis more knowledge of Islam along with science, power, respect, n resources n increase brotherhood among all of us n finally please make us gud Muslims
AMEEN

ALLAH Hafiz

The Holy Month of ramzan has just started meaning the doors of Heaven are opened, countless blessings will be showered upon everyone in this Month. Ask for forgiveness as much as we can, as this month is filled with forgiveness, the Holy Creator forgives his creature whenever he asks for, grants him all what he asks for.

The optimist and the pessisimist both die in the end, but each lives his life in a completely different way.

--Shimon Peres

Aur Karachi mai * DIYE * jaltay rahay.....

So this would be my first post here in Pakiland :)
Feels good but tackling with this dial-up isnt easy :S
Would be a little lazy in replying and posting because of this major reason that is this net...
Wish me Luck ;)